A little SIS/LMS/CSV humor

Be brave. Try the new stuff!!!!

OK fellow E teacher's, so your browser just changed to version 6 billion point twelve.  Your life is now consumed by hours of revising what used to work in your online class, and your four year old twins have started talking to you via skype because its the only way to get to you.  Sound familiar?

How can we solve this problem?

Some Tips:
1) Just because its called an upgrade does not mean its an improvement.
2) You can often preview upgrades by becoming a Beta tester.  If it screws up, drop back a level and no harm no foul.
3) treat Beta tests like scientists if you have time. But if you are a normal person, remember that updates can often wait.  If you were in a face to face class you wouldn't generally start a new textbook curriculum series on March 12.  So don't feel the need to accept the upgrade.

Whomever said "It is always darkest before the dawn" clearly did not have a blackberry with a too short auto dim setting.  I would argue that there is nothing darker than after texting for a while or perusing my email when I have a long read at 1 am and the screen dims to black

E Teacher's are also Tech Help for their students

Computer messages I wish would show up for my kids

FINALLY, ERROR MESSAGES EVERYONE CAN UNDERSTAND

Unknown Error:
  Windows has encountered an unknown error. The error is unknown because the guy who wrote this part of the code quit a while back and he was like really really smart and the rest of us are not really sure how this works or what to do.
  BTW, if your are that guy, please give us a call and let us know what to do.

You aren't expected to understand this

You really screwed up this time

Hardware Conflict: Your TV is Lonely

Stack overflow. Internal stack fall down and go boom.

PEDKAC -- Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair

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You have not gotten any error messages recently, so here is a random one just to let you know that we haven't started caring.

User error - Replace user

Windows has not had an error in the past 10 minutes.
We don't really have anything else to say,
we're just really proud of ourselves right now.

Uh Oh, You're Screwed

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| By Cube Dweller | 11:30 AM